Drunk meme

This is what you get at 11:00 at night.

1.Pick any of your OCs.
2.Have them be drunk as hell.
3.Answer the questions.
4. Tag.

1. Yo. What's your name?
Hello, babe.
They call me Mrs. Carleneko Lennon... ehhhh -hic-

2. What are you drinking? Can I have some?
STAY THE 'ELL AWAY FROM MY COCA COLA -faints-
jk go ahead and take some

3. Are you even legally allowed to drink at your age?
Noooope~

4. Do you have any crushes on anyone?
do yOU NOT SEE THE BEATLES POSTERS 'ANGING AROUN' IN ME ROOM!?

5. What's their name?
John Winston Lennon.
hah, more like
me husbAND

6. I bet you can't tell me your deepest, darkest secret.
Just d-did

7. You think you can? Prove it.
I just said I did it ye little clod.

8. Do you realize what you've just said?
yesss I diddd

9. Your crush is trying to kiss you right now.
Oh good, J-oh-ohn.
You've arri-i-i-ived~
-pretends to make out with him-

10. Just kidding~
Who cares, ye lil dimwad
I have me poster
riiight h-here~*

11. Do you any mancrushes/girlcrushes?
Mr Lennon's first GODDAMN WIFE

12. Who is Batman's secret identity?
you
haha

13. Who do you think could be God?
Lennon is God... of sex
bahahaha -falls over-

14. Who is Superman's secret identity?
YOOOOU

15. What's your secret identity?
I'm John Lennon's daughter
yes -blargh-

16. Are you getting hangover yet?
Hah, I guess so~

17. Need some medicine?
The Beatles are my only medicine..

18. Would you feel better if your crush cuddled you while you rested?
yes pls
come to me Lennon

19. Feel better. It was fun talking to you~
You too, ye attractive dimwad~

20. Bye-Bye~
byeeee~